Herp is slang for the that wonderful disease HERPES.
"Hey James did you talk to that bitch Jen for giving you the Herp?"
The prefix of "derp". Usually used when saying something foolish.
Person 1: Does anybody know why I can't get my TV to turn on?
Person 2: Try plugging it in.
Person 1: Herp.
A reptile or amphibian, derived from "herpetology."
As usual, complete idiots come on to Urban Dictionary and make misspell their STD's.
I love my pet herp.
1. A moist burp.
2. A burp containing liquid or solid matter.
hurped, hurp·ing, hurps
"That bloke just herped into his mouth.. Look! He's swallowing it!"; "He just herped onto her shoulder. She's gonna be mad!".
Herp and Derp (male) OR Herpina and Derpina (Female).
Generic names used on 9gag.com and other similar webpages.
Like X and Y are used in math.
Herp is usually primary person and Derp secondary person.
Herp Calls Derp on cellphone.
Derp says "Hi, Herp"
Herp says "Why didn´t you come to the party man !!!".
Derp says "Sorry Mate, i am busy these days."
A very ugly girl. A messed up situation or scenario.
Dude, that girl is fucking herp!
to get really really drunk
Person 1: "hey dude lets get sick herp tonight"
Person 2: "dude you down to get herp tonight?"
One with Herp - has herpes
Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.
That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch