Top Definition
Anyone who would rather stay inside and masturbate all day, for two months straight, than go outside and have a life.
Cody: "Hey kris you wanna go try to get laid at that party"

Kris: "Nah, i'm just gonna take a 30 minute shower"

Cody: "What a Hermitbeater"
by Colonel Sugar July 21, 2008

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