Possibly the biggest cum-dumpster in Harry Potter, with the obvious exception of Dumbledore, who got sperminated by at least fifteen guys and got abortions for all of them except the Ginger fatass.

To correct an inaccuracy in grammar during sex.
Guy 1: Hermione's a total slut.

Guy 2: Well yeah but not as much as Dumbledore.

Guy 1: Well that goes without saying.

Guy 1: So how'd things go last night?

Guy 2: Real good at first... But then she totally Hermione'd me. I yelled "Who are you fucking!" and she was like, "That SHOULD BE WHOM! WHOM ARE YOU FUCKING" And after that I developed ED.

Guy 1: Don't you mean "Really WELL at first?"
by Disappointed Weasley January 07, 2011
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The most clever witch of her class, she is best friends with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, who are in the same year, in Gryffindor House. Hermione, though muggle-born, is an exceptional witch, earning the respect of the Hogwarts Professors and much of the student body. She is an adamant fighter for House Elf rights and began The Society for the Protection of Elfish Welfare. Notably, one of the most admired characters of the famous series, Hermione is very well near perfect. She's beautiful in an understated type of way, loyal, intelligent, powerful, and very hard working. Having had a "more than friendly" relationship with the renowned Bulgarian seeker, Victor Krum, in her fourth year, there is much speculation now that she will date Harry Potter. (Please see pumpkin pie)
" 'Bye, Harry!" said Hermione, and she did something she had never done before, and kissed him on the cheek.
by Danya August 28, 2004
a sexy smart ass girl that kickass in the harry potter movies.
i would like to have some of that pussy, hermione
by jackson, j May 02, 2006
A very clever girl in the Harry Potter books and one of Harry Potter's friends.
Hermione went to Honeydukes.
by GrkGoddess89 June 02, 2003
Hermione is a muggle born witch. She is top of her class, also known as very smart, or brilliant. She also shows an amount of courage, as well as being in the gryffindor house at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizerdry. She is best friends with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She is also known to be bossy, but is overall a good friend. She is described in the book as having bushy brown hair, brown eyes, and rather large front teeth. In the movies she is played by the British actress Emma Watson. Emma does not have bushy hair, or large front teeth, but does an amazing job playing the part Hermione Granger.
Hermione again raised her hand in attempt to answer Snape's question on warewolves.
by EmmaRadmife April 01, 2006
Hermione is Harry Potter's and Ron Weasley's best friend in the Harry Potter book and movie series. She is incredibly intelligent and a remarkable student. Sometimes bossy and a Goody-Two-Shoes...She's also only a FICTIONAL character so some of these lame defintions are retarded...Only people with no lives obssess about how she "annoys" them...weirdos...
"Hermione got all A's in her classes at Hogwarts."
by Tifa September 28, 2003
A very attractive young girl that happens to be under the legal age of consent.

Hermiones are also sometimes known as Jailbait.
Damn there are a LOT of Hermiones at this party.

Did you see that FINE Hermione that just walked by?
by Brittney_FoH July 21, 2005
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