Popular character from the Harry Potter series of films and novels. She is definetely the hottie of Howarts, there is no doubt about that. Those of you who think Luna Lovegood is are of course wrong. Sadly she is not yet 18 which means she cannot post noodz. When the day comes that she turns to the legal age I am pretty sure all of the internets will be truly happy.
Also I herd she lieks Mudkips.
Plus in one of the movies(I forget which one)she turns into a cat, which I'm sure pleases all of you furry geeks!
Harry Potter: OMG! did you see Hermiones thong today? She got changed right in front of me
Ron Weasley: Srsly! I herd she died on page 887679 in the latest Harry Potter book and is having my baby. Is that true?
Hermione Granger: Abso-fucking-lutely!
by dolanlj August 30, 2007
The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy belong together. Their chemistry makes them the perfect couple.
by I love Draco Malfoy October 27, 2006
the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."
by Simple Plan Hater June 21, 2005

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