|1.||Hermes Sky Pirate|
A person who is not afraid of social embarrassment do to a mixture of confidence and stupidity.
John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"
Dave: "What did he do?"
John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."
Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."