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A mystical creature that comes out of the night when it suspects some one of being under the influence of cannabis. It leaves its victims tangled in their own intestines and usually ejaculates on there right eye.
The hermapod was hiding in the closet before it came out and killed billy. Too bad Billy was high or else he would still be alive today
by hermapodtrainer July 24, 2011

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