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"im a nerd, who smashes off to hentai, porn invloving big tenticals that penetrate innocent 8 year old girls."
by cchhuucckk January 02, 2007
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Unrealistic anime porn drooled over by certain overweight, hairy mama's boys. The women usually wear surprised, little- girl expressions and have disgustingly, grotesquely large breasts. Traded by said teenage boys who wil not get any real pussy and/or breasts for years. Pathetic jack- off material for losers who lack a sense of reality and people skills. These people are kind of like boils on the butt of humanity.
Steven couldn't wait to get home and jack off to hentai, then play Sonic the Hedgehog.
by dreadreaDREA (LOL FAIL) March 18, 2009
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"Pervert" in Japanese.

A more pathetic form of porn. Adult Anime with them in sexual positions and doing other sorts of sexual things.

Usually immature, young males that are into Star Wars and go online acting as if they are hot shit in real life to get girls to cyber with them. (Which are usually just 56 year olds looking for young cock) are into Hentai.
Idiot Child1: Hey man! Wanna come over and look at the Hentai I found online? We can whack each other off again!
Idiot Child2: YESSS! AND I JUST GOT MY FIRST BALL HAIR! Oh wait, that's just some hair that got stuck to me when I was shaggin' my dog.
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XMaStAoFdAuNiVaSeX:hay gyrl, wanna role play?
BigB00tyHizzo: 0mg, 0|<!
XMaStAoFdAuNiVaSeX: KEWLZ! we can pretend 2b hentai karacterz!
BigB00tyHizzo: 0|<, buh hurray cuz mah wifie iz comin home soon
XMaStAoFdAuNiVaSeX: wut?
BigB00tyHizzo: uhh
BigB00tyHizzo: LET ME SUCK UR COCK!
XMaStAoFdAuNiVaSeX: o okie
by AshesInTheSky May 28, 2004
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1-Japanese term for "pervert". Nowadays, mostly referring to worldwide well-known japanese sexy or porno anime, in which usually big tits and perfectly round ass young girls undergo violent sexual intercourse, also with weird and horrific creatures or devices;
2-Hime-chan's favourite ad totally unjustified way of addressing her sweet boyfriend, when she pretends to be an innocent girl, only because he likes normal intimate stuff like
being naked in the apartment or taking video, watch mirror and sexy talking while making love.
1-Don't play with yourself so much while watching Hentai, you need a real girl
2-"Hime-chan, tell me dirty words while having sex, please..."-"hentai, ne!"-
by me-me July 24, 2004
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A Downright Disturbing (in a good way) type of Manga/Anime which used to (due to Censorship laws) Featured Tentacled Creatures Raping and Molesting Nubile Females
1. ...where the fuck did you get that Hentai Shit...
by Scary Terry April 08, 2005
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1)The goods
2)My lover
3)My best friend's lover
4)God's lover
5)Inori Matsumoto's lover
6)Saviour of the world
7)Smilemaker
8)Mankind's best invention since Fudo.
9)Fudo's best invention since regular anime
1) "Dude, that hentai is the goods!"
2) "I love you hentai!"
3) "He loves you hentai!"
4) "God bless you hentai!"
5) "The Japanese love you hentai!"
6) All: "We love you hentai!" Nazis: "heil hitler!" Hentai: "stfu Nazi scum!"
7) When I saw the hentai, a huge grin grew on my face, and something else grew too.
8) Fudo made hentai.
9) Fudo made anime, then hentai.
by The Wisest Person On Earth April 17, 2009
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1.Darkwarez
2.Most other Fansubbers
3.Pervert
Darkwarez is the biggest Hentai
by Fuji July 10, 2003
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