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A cartoon that involves sexual activites. In hentai, there are several categories of each person.

women: normal= has huge perfectly round breasts with nipples not too large or too small, usually has sex wit men: normal, plot wise, usually hesitant but becomes a women: slut

women: slut= has sex with every single thing imaginable (cactus, tentacles, pillars, objects that in reality should not fit such as lamp poles) and/or takes bukake everywhere, can have huge perfect breasts but usually has g cups that remain sexy (anime law, if u love hentai most hentai women will remain hot) for dramatic effects

men: normal= has penis that is much larger than what they should in reality and can cum conseqtively, which does not happen in real life, emotionally can range from super horny, shy, and just does it whenever situation calls

men: evil sick horrible bastards= anime men who enjoy rape or extreme sadism, examples include sticking hot metal sword hilts into holes, druggings, and rape (basically stuff u find in snuff films but not real)

children: capable of posessing body genitals that are 10x bigger than what they should be, ie. a kid wit a 10 inch wang, sometimes anime will keep them realistic with a 2 inch pencil thickness cock that for some reason elicits moans from a extremly well endowed woman who should theoretically not be able to feel something that is hair sized
OMG That hentai involves tentacles entering every single hole imaginable, inclduing the nose!

Ur first time watching hentai huh?
by BubblesTheDynasty June 01, 2007
 
1.
Hentai is animated pornography showcasing women who have better bodies than any real women (yet have weird hairstyles and hair-colours) and men with enormous penises.

Every character in a hentai has body features several times better than any real person. 13 year old boys with 12 inch erections. 8 year old school girls with breasts better than most 16 year olds. The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts.

Female children in hentai don't always have breasts, but sometimes they do to add sexuality into the hentai. Children do not have spectacularly large breasts, but they can be nice ones.

As for women, their is no such thing as a flat-chested no-breasted woman - at least in professional hentai anyway. Their breasts are perfect and natural - not tainted by surgery with scars and abnormalness. They are perfect. Hentai is perfection.

As for elderly women, they do not exist. In hentai, they do not get naked. They are characters that are basically asexual to the hentai nature. Thank god.

Hentai can involve anything sexual. Lesbians, bisexuals, homosexuals, bondage, underwater, fairies, humans and animals, orgies, oral sex, aural sex, anal sex, naisal sex, S&M, slavery, dildos, strap-ons, anal toys and of course heterosexual vaginal sex. Hentai isn't always sexual penetration with a group or pair of people. It can be a woman/man/tranny posing or masturbating. It could be a group kissing or undressing or fondling each other.

Hentai has no limits. That is why it is so great. I have nothing against real pornography, I enjoy it also. But hentai is perfect. Normal pornography is not. Hentai is beautiful.
Hentai is forever.
by Tim XYZ September 27, 2003
 
2.
Japanese for "pervert." Literally "strange desires." In American usage it more often refers to Japanese porn, especially in cartoons.
(The plural of "hentai" is just "hentai," not "hentais.")
1. All of the hentai on the bus were looking at my boobs.
2. Hide the hentai! Mom's coming!
by Chem December 09, 2003
 
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1. Japanese for "pervert."
2. Anime porn. Nice thing about it is that there's less laws of physics to worry about.
by dj gs68 June 26, 2003
 
4.
if youve ever seen hentai then you will be put into one of 3 groups
1)lovers
2)loathers
3)laughers

1)lovers are the ones who basically love hentai, i dont think their is anything wrong with it, as long as they dont take it waaaaay too seriously

2)loathers, lovers worst nightmare, go round saying nerds jack off over this and that real women are better, this may be obviously true but i dont criticise peoples beliefs

3)ah, my group. laughers are the guys who see it and just start laughing at it, not hating it, but not loving it either, these are the guys who play games like franks adventure and those damn simgirl games just forthe hell of completing it before their friend (who happens to be a lover)

overall there is nothing wrong with it, as long as they keep it clean, when they show little children and women getting done by slimy tenticles, thats VERY wrong! love it or loathe it though, its here to stay.
1)oh man she is total hottnes and i love that green hair, im going the bathroom for the next 15-30 minutes

2)oh man, your are so sick jacking off to your cartoons. get a life you geek. get some real porn!

3)lover:hey, check this picture out
loather:oh you sad bastard!
laugher:OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAHA! i never knew women could do that man, dude! sick!
by the critical dude January 05, 2004
 
5.
Explicitly sexual pictures, movies, comics, or even games drawn in the Japanese animation style. A common practice in hentai is to stretch the sex acts beyond the beyonds of normal human sex. Hentai is based off of a very old practice of drawing sexually explicit acts in order to aid the process of masturbation and has, actually, a richer history than pornography.
"I have over 1000 hentai pics in my collection*.
by Wallace Asault September 13, 2003
 
6.
The honed science of painstakingly designing young Japanese girls with the greatest rapability ever imagined.
"Holy shit, look at that hentai, it's like each sweat pore deserves penetration!"
by placebo January 26, 2005
 
7.
Pronounced "hent eye" but with the "t" sound on the "eye" syllable. Just find a could Japanese text book for clarity.

In Japan this word just means pervert. And is never used to incdicate a genre. To indicate the erotic genre they use "etchi" or "ero." And something they write etchi as the letter "H." Hentai never refers to a genre or a naughty picture. Hentai also means transformation, metamorphosis, abnormality, or formation.

The phrase 'hentai video' wouldn't be used in Japan.

Outside of Japan, it refers to both "pervert" and anime with strong sexual themes. Nudity is NOT hentai. Just simple nudity would be etchi. When something sexual is depicted it's the hentai genre.
Japanese usage: "She thinks I'm a hentai!" (Well, if this were said in Japanese...)

English usage: "I got a cable modem so I can download hentai faster!"
by some girl August 16, 2003