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An egg-the kind you get from a chicken. Waitress: What'll you have, hon?
Me: I'll have 2 henfruit, over easy. Waitress: WTF are you talking about-speak english ya freak!! Me: Oh, sorry-2 eggs, over easy. Waitress: That's better-2 eggs coming up! Me: <mumbling> Fetch the tip, bitch~ |
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