An egg-the kind you get from a chicken.
Waitress: What'll you have, hon?
Me: I'll have 2 henfruit, over easy.
Waitress: WTF are you talking about-speak english ya freak!!
Me: Oh, sorry-2 eggs, over easy.
Waitress: That's better-2 eggs coming up!
Me: <mumbling> Fetch the tip, bitch~