An uncommon, rare gay sex position that is often practiced in the highlands of Peru, underneath kumquat trees. This position can be done with two men, and occasionally, hippos join the fray. Be warned, hippos have been known to become "wild" during copulation. The fatter man rests on top, suffocating the lower man with his scrotum. Pubic hair, or the great Amazon jungle, persay, goes inside the nostrils, and the semen will be splattered mercilessly on the eyelids.
by Bagelicker June 11, 2011