Hempfield Area Highschool is a school that openly welcomes students of 3 distinct types; white trailer trash heavily addicted drug addicts, normal people, and the stick up the ass rich people who refuse to be friends with you based on outward appearance.
The school is a complete dump, smells bad inside, and continues to fall apart every day. Instead of fixing the school itself, the school board decided to spend over 10 million on the reconstruction on a football field and field house, all for a football team that can't play football for shit, and win one damn game the entire season.
The teachers there can't teach to save their life. They just don't have the brain capacity to do so.
An everyday ritual is a fight in the cafeteria.
A bomb threat is called in at least once a month. Instead of sending the students home to prevent them from being killed, they evacuate the school and put them on the bleachers outside . . . Where a bomb would most likely be placed underneath there.
You can listen to music on your ipod in study hall. You can even choose to sleep. But you can't play games on your ipod. Wtf.
Your not allowed to hug anyone; its a pda thats considered by teachers on the level of rape.
If your a freshman, your an automatic piece of shit.
If your a senior, you do what you want and just don't give a fuck.
The school is just a hell hole that is sinking deeper and deeper.
"Wow Drake, that girl I went on a date with last night, she was really messed up."
"Oh jeese Luke, sounds like she went to Hempfield."
An overly populated school in western PA, that is full of weed-smoking son of a bitches, hollister whores, people who send out daily nude pictures, and players that claim to always have 9 inch dicks. Crowded with horny divorced desperate pregnant teachers, and male teachers who get daily boners off of looking at all the sluts. Perfect place to start family.
"Hey Bob suppp?"
"Hey Eric my man, got some weed?"
"Are you kidding me? This is Hempfield
. Of course."
"Let's do it."
A large public high school in western Pennsylvania. There's too many kids and it's a smelly, dirty place. Coincidence to the name, many of the kids do smoke pot and/or do many other drugs. It's in the local news frequently for the corrupt assholes who run the place and put taxes on everyone. Most of the school budget seems to go to sports, even though the football is shitty as fuck.
"Hey man, did you hear about how Hempfield wants to cut the art programs?"
"Yeah dude, I bought some pot off of this kid that goes there."
A school filled with: crack heads, pot heads, and whores. The funding is spent on sports that are the worst. Either your an academic or drug junkie. Other then that your just fucked up.
MIKE: DUDE! there's a dip in the field
Elliott: I KNOW!!!
(20 million dollars later)
MIKE: DUDE! the dip's smaller!!!
Elliott: Which one?
A school district full of pot heads, whores, red-necks, and posers. There' has to be a select few from here that actually turn out normal. A normal day here would include a bomb threat, along with the hundreds of nude pictures that are always sent around. The freshmen think they're big shots and the Seniors think they're God.
Sarah: OMG! Did you see that nude picture of Amy?
Joan: I DID! I forwarded it to 20 people last night!
Sarah: Oh, nice. Oh, and did you see Andrew's mohawk?
Joan: I totally did. He is such a poser.
Sarah: Well, what do you expect? It's Hempfield.