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A method of escaping prison: Punching a woman so hard in the vagina, that she flies over the prison wall,frees you, and you make your swift escape.
I couldn't think of any ways to escape Alcatraz, but then Jillian the crafty bitch reminded me of the ol' Helsinki Freedom Punch.
by Anon imuse December 10, 2009

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