helmut zemo

Smexy Captain America villain.

I love Helmut Zemo.

helmut zemo by capfan January 23, 2021

roman helmut 

The act of placing your testicles over a girls eyes and laying your penis down the length of her nose.

I gave her a Roman Helmut last nite..

roman helmut by DPM March 1, 2004

Helmut 

Someone who gives without asking for anything in return. Never thinks that the little things he does for people are such a big thing to them. Outspoken and occasionally says things without thinking. Gentle and kind but dont piss him off. Payback is a bitch.

everybody should have a friend like Helmut

Helmut by ohbigonekenobie February 4, 2010

Helmuth 

a German surname which derives from the words( helmet protection) and ( mout spirit mind)

helmuths are strong-minded individuals who are hard to break

if the editors are just going to reject this then you guys are absolute morons you guys don't even bother trying to read the submissions even though they are correct yet they just like being dicks

person 1 helmuths are strong-minded and keep to themselves

person 2 no wonder they are so quiet

Helmuth by manic panic 2 June 10, 2018

helmetta 

A .9 square inch town that has duck cops and only revenue is in speeding tickets.

The cops in helmetta are such dicks!

Why?

They pulled me over for going 24 in a 25!

Man, they are dicks!

helmetta by hassatt October 11, 2013

gladiator Helmut 

Putting your balls on someone's eyes and laying your cock across the length of their nose, thus creating a gladiator helmut

I put my cock and balls on your face and it looks like a gladiator helmut

gladiator Helmut by Kronik September 25, 2003

Gutter Helmut

A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.

King Nectars got a lot of penis cheese hidden behind that gutter helmut.

Gutter Helmut by Stickman Straw December 19, 2004