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1. Helmeci
A Helmeci is anyone who is consistently pompous, arrogant & douchey, but at the same time manages to be awkward, stubborn, and defensive to anyone who may try to levy a criticism. Anyone who seems to suck the air out of the room anytime they're around or has a knack for eliciting frustration, rage, or a facepalm due to their words or actions may be a Helmeci.
Victim: God, Steve would not shut the hell up today about how great his English project was, I wanted nothing more than to slap him in his self-satisfied face!

Sympathetic by-stander: Ah that's rough, I hate talking to Steve, he really is such a Helmeci.
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