The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
by KingKrule January 2, 2012
When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!
I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.
by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008
When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.
by Jalopnik December 22, 2011
During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.
Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!
by G-rant H December 9, 2007
by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011
The act of giving a dirty blowjob, but not seeing the cock or hearing the loud squirts at all. Its quick, but enjoyable.
by Wiggies911 March 7, 2017
you act blind and walk around with your hands out
"shush girl, shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips"(from the song don't trust me by 3oh3)
"shush girl, shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips"(from the song don't trust me by 3oh3)
by chrisbrowns lover April 22, 2011