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To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes.
I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.
by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 11, 2007
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In the card game Wizard, its when you lay down all your hands without regard for what your opponents have. A variation is also the double Hellen Keller for double points if you win/lose
O snap, the mutha fucker trumped you with a double hellen keller.. (much animation) IE.. you were just beat by somebody with no idea what the fuck was going on...
by SkankPile June 19, 2006
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When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams
When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.
by Tim Amazing October 24, 2007
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When a guy cums on a girls eyes and inside her ear and lets it dry so she can not see or hear. Then he must get head and have her mummble.
It really turns me on when katie mummbles while she gives me a Hellen Keller
by King Shawn October 23, 2006
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When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.
Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.
by robert and connor February 03, 2008
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When one ambushes another while asleep by placing there hand between your ass cheeks then farting. Resulting in the victim who is blind, deaf and dump due to there slumber to feel the vibrations and pull there hand to there face and sniffing. One would attempt this to remove one from one's life.
She just laughed when she got the Dutch Oven that hoe got the Hellen Keller, she left my life that second.
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