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Hellemarketer (Hell-a-market-er)

If you commit terrible sin in your life, when you pass away you will be torchered by these "hellemarketers" While you work in the Eternal Fields of Punishment these people will continually call you asking if you want to donate, or if you want to buy a worthless product. They will not stop even if you say "I am on the do not call list" They are pure evil.
"CHRIST SAVE ME I'M SORRY I WILL BE GOOD, THESE HELLEMARKETER WON'T EVER STOP" "GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE OF EVIL"
by John "the definer" March 10, 2013

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