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Windows + AOL + PC
heaven is Linux + Comcast + box
Windows is hell! AOL is hell! a PC is fucking HELL!!!!!
by foodo June 07, 2005

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According to "The Dictionary of the Mindless":

contrary to popular belief, hell is not a place, but a state of mind. whether you think you're going there or not is what determines whether or not you go there. You will be forever tortured by "demons" in which you have created with your own imagination. once this state of mentality is reached, there is no escape... unless you know the truth, which, now you do.
when you die, you go to hell, right?


maybe..

who knows..
by HARLEQUIN January 20, 2005

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A place that was firmly believed until the 18th century.

Contains the devil and an assortium of other lovely critters that are easy to translate to 32bit images on computer games.
I died and went to hell.

I died in hell after meeting that b****** diablo.
by D.iode May 31, 2003

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Hell is a place where our "souls" will be tortured for eternity. However, torture is the practice of inducing large amounts of pain and pain is simply electrical impulses traveling along nerves in our body where they are interpreted in the brain as pain, so pain is something that can only be experienced by a physical being. Luckily, our "Souls" don't have nerves or brains so are not susceptible to the feeling of pain.
We will all be dead before we get the chance to experience hell.
by CharlieW5025 August 19, 2008

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Earth. This is hell. We all have to become christians and get out. If not, we reincarnate. Eventually after a couple thousand life times we'll reach nirvana, or hell, or whatever the point of existance is. =) "Better luck next time!"
We're in "hell" right now.
by heeeeheeeeeeee April 03, 2007

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Eternal Damnation, satan, fire, and evil are all good descriptive words of hell.

Your ex, baby mama, baby daddy, child support, and alomony are also good descriptive words of hell
Jarrod made a stupid choice, now he is in hell.
by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

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Being in a school in which one has to listen to paranoid liberal and communist as well as occasionally democrat ramblings about how the Masons control the world and that all conservatives are really a race of Martians bent on taking away our right to buy pre-paid phone cards. When in reality all liberal/socialist teachers are in fact a race known only as the assgoblins.
"Oh god... Don't make me go to hell! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Just then a nuclear ICBM hits Hell and explodes destroying the liberal assgoblins inside and freeing the world so us Martians can finally take away your pre-paid phone cards.
by Merchant August 07, 2005

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