The place where virtually every single person in existence will inevitably end up some day. According to a vast number of religions, if you don't follow the correct one (more specifically theirs), you will go to hell. If you don't follow the head deity's/deities' orders or wishes, you will go to hell. If you sin, even in the slightest way, you will go to tell. Therefore, anybody who does not follow every single religion to have ever existed simultaneously and sometimes makes a mistake in their life will end up in hell. This can include a devoted Christian who skips out on church once or twice a year, an atheist who slaughters babies, or a Muslim who doesn't pray five times a day.
Hitler is going to Hell for causing the deaths of so many people, even in the name of religion, but so is the nice old lady down the street from me because she made a bad decision years ago and stole a few drinks.
A yellow bus carries me there every morning Monday through Friday.
Oh, no, here comes that bright yellow bus to take us to Hell!!!!!!
A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of eternity.
Satan: Welcome to Hell, sinner! *pokes victim*
Out of nowhere: In the Navy...
A computer equipped with Windows 95 and missing the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys.
"NOOOO!!! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! Ctrl Alt Delete!! Ctrl Alt Delete!! DAMN!! THE BUTTONS ARE GONE!!! NOOOOOO! 7|-|15 15 |\|07 L337!!!1"
The thing you never mention at a funeral
Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.
A town in Norway.
I got a greeting card from a friend. It said, "Greetings from Hell, wish you were here!"
the place were all the lawyers and country music stars go
were all going to hell and m driving the bus
often Hell The abode of condemned souls and devils in some religions; the place of eternal punishment for the wicked after death, presided over by Satan.
A state of separation from God; exclusion from God's presence.
The abode of the dead, identified with the Hebrew Sheol and the Greek Hades; the underworld.
A situation or place of evil, misery, discord, or destruction: “War is hell” (William Tecumseh Sherman).
Torment; anguish: went through hell on the job.
The powers of darkness and evil.
Informal. One that causes trouble, agony, or annoyance: The boss is hell when a job is poorly done.
A sharp scolding: gave the student hell for cheating.
Informal. Excitement, mischievousness, or high spirits: We did it for the sheer hell of it.
A tailor's receptacle for discarded material.
Printing. A hellbox.
Informal. Used as an intensive: How the hell can I go? You did one hell of a job.
Archaic. A gambling house.