When a guy gets out of the shower and swings his cock around like a helicopter. Also seen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
*Boyfriend walks out of the shower*
*See's his girlfriend*
Boyfriend: I gotta surprise for you!
*Begins to helicockter*
Girating ones hips so that thier penis swings around in circles.
"I was doing helicockters when I got out of the shower"
The act of swinging one's penis continuously in a circular motion as to imitate the motion of a helicopter rotor.
Helicockters have two main uses:
-The first and most common use is to trick a teammate into looking at your penile area while you perform a helicockter. If successful in getting someone to look, everyone else in the locker room has the responsibility to call the person who looked gay in the most slanderous and offensive possible way, often escalating to taking uncalled-for low-blows that have little or nothing to do with said person's sexuality. It is generally understood that even someone who looks directly at a helicockter is not actually homosexual, but challenging their sexuality for a few moments is necessary.
-The second use is to perform the helicockter as a means of transportation. If done fast enough, some people are able to lift off the ground as high as twelve feet into the air. This is easier said than done, and we recommend that you not try this at home.
Person 1: (standing 5-10 feet behind Person 2 and performing helicockter) Hey! Check out this awesome new tattoo I got below my belly button!
Person 2: Cool, let me check that ou......AW COME ON MAN.
Person 1: ....fag.
Persons 2, 3, 4: (to Person 1) WOW WHAT A GAY QUEER WHO WILLINGLY BLOWS MEN.
Person 1: Now if you will all excuse me, I'm helicocktering home today.
A man grabs onto a ceiling fan as the female stands below and gives him fellatio until complete erection. The man then turns on the fan and begins to rotate, while erect, striking the female in the face upon each revolution.
"So how was your date?"
"Pretty good. . . he gave me a Helicockter."
grabbing the base of your shaft and spinning your penis in a clockwise motion. sometimes accompanied with helicopter sound effects. can be used to attract women or as a weapon
we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the slutty ones will stick around. helicockter engaged!
that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.
The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.
Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.