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29.
During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.
You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.
by OldDog June 09, 2007
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30.
When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.
Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009
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31.
1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
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1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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by i got this February 16, 2008
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32.
When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.
I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
by The Sultan of Snatch April 10, 2007
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33.
When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.
MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!
by Big Luv and Happy March 02, 2008
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34.
After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf
"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."
by pdizz November 04, 2007
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35.
when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.
Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.

Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
by ROBert ze Mormon August 22, 2008
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