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This is a sexual act in which a male wakes up in the middle of the night to his sleeping partner and ejaculates and then finishes in his or her eyes and ears. Therefore hindering their partner deaf and blind the next morning.
"Hey Laurie the word around town is that Greg gave ya a helen Keller"

"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"
by Tappakeggaday August 19, 2009
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when ur getting head from a girl and u bust ur load in her eyes and ears so she cant see or hear and then you can take advantage of her the rest of the night
she was suckin the python and i jizzed in her eyes and ears and fucked her 6 times in the next half hour. Yea i Helen Kellered that bitch.
by therealtsquared December 28, 2010
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It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.
I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.
by Miller Time September 12, 2006
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When you fuck a girl stupid.
Girl: ahdaifawnfngoangagnl

Guy: I just Helen Kellered you!
by MeatWallet09 February 18, 2012
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When you blow a load in a chick's eye and make her go blind temporarily.
Guy: Oh shit! I just gave you a Helen Keller!
by Tlaloc November 13, 2007
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A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.
My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!
by inthePoopShoot November 15, 2008
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when a man receives a blow job from a woman , and before he cums he slaps both of the woman's ears and then precedes to cum in her mouth, so that she may not hear or talk.
she got helen keller'ed so hard she will never hear or talk again
by dan181 January 07, 2011
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