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Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.

Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009
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The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.
James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"
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To Helen Keller something:
An act of groping blindly to identify something or someone.
Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.
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When you are on skype and you cannot see anyone
John: bro are you Helen Keller?

Lily: yeah. I can't see anything!
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1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
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1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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When a fine young lady climbs on top of a guy's face while he is laying down (face up, of course), straddles him and rides him like bucking bronco as he eats her pussy. he is blinded by her tummy and/or her tits as she leans over him, deaf as her thighs grip his head tightly (over his ears) and dumb since he can't talk with her wet pussy in his mouth. The act is complete when she cums in his mouth...a good slap across the face as she climbs off can also be added for good measure.
He was acting up, getting all bossy...so I Helen Keller'd him and showed him who the fuck is in charge.
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When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.
"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"

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