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of, relating to, or proceeding directly from God or a god.
The king was given gifts by his people to acknowledge his helbard postition.
by Robert Johnson November 24, 2003
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To be perfect. Stunning and exciting.
Life is good, everything is so Helbard today.
by trent January 05, 2004
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by MM December 04, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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of higher rank, quality, or importance, to fill with wonder, to show or cause astonishment.
The warrior was known as a helbard after that victorious day.
by Johnny Smith November 20, 2003
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The ability to use incredible sincerity to aquire anything.
He knew he could get her to show the fresh fruit by being Helbard.
by Scott Peterson December 02, 2003
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To maintain an unfluctuating level of something.
Without any new economic reports released that day, the market was unchanged and remained Helbard until the closing bell.
by Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri December 02, 2003
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A person who rejects their long-term friends; someone who is selfish.
Dude, you are such a Helbard!
by Christopher Nettles August 22, 2005
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