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A Halo 3 player from the popular forum Eve-Films. He is widely known for getting Halo 3 custom games together, and having kids join right away because Heister is in the game. He is also known for raging in custom games as well. Usually from people shooting his dead body with a Mauler five times.
Dude, Evasive just pulled a Heister.

God damn, he pulled a Heister, we're going to need another person for customs.
by Eve-Films July 28, 2010
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A basketball player who shoots often even though their tendency is to miss the shots that they take. A heister has a shooter's mentality but not a shooter's ability.
Once Ricky Davis got the ball, I knew it was going up. He is a heister.
by Tank Miller December 02, 2007
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a beer or other malt beverage
Let's go to the bar and drink some ice cold heisters
by G-Unit March 11, 2004
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