Heids

heids is a person who loves to take little children hostage during daytime. a heids will usually hold 10-15 children at a time to play "games" with them. a heids will also usually have red curly hair enjoys drinking citris and pomigrant sky vodkas

"wow look at that creepy old heids playing with that kids"
"only a heids would drink that"

Heids by sharna and hayley May 2, 2007

May all yer turtles hae' three heids 

This is a traditional Scottish saying in rural Stirlingshire which means as it sounds in English 'May your turtles have 3 heads'. It is a phrase typically used by those who aim to wish a person a deep sleep. It is unclear of the origins of the phrase, especially as there are no wild turtles in Scotland and Stirlingshire has no coast, however it may have originated when Scotland was a driving force of the commonwealth.

"I'm aff tae bed now, cheery ho"
"Aright then, May all yer turles hae' three heids"
"Thanks pal, and yae tae"

May all yer turtles hae' three heids

May all yer turtles hae' three heids by Ayeknowaboutscotland July 26, 2014

Heidi Date 

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017

headswim 

(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.

Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.

"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."

headswim by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

yash headshot 

When you aim for a headshot but shoot your target's leg instead.

Originated from the 16th Century, Zimbabwe. Boy-king Yash Senegulu known for his skill at curving arrows towards a target's leg when aiming for the head. Senegulu used this as a form of physical and mental torture to his enemies.

Pvt. Parts: Tango Down! Next time it's a headshot!
Sgt. Romeo: More like a yash headshot! The last time you said that was when you shot one of them terrorists in the leg!

yash headshot by Ausar April 12, 2013

Krak Heads

Passionate fans of the NHL team, the Seattle Kraken.

"The Krak Heads Booster Club will be chartering a bus to Vancouver to watch the Kraken play the Canucks this weekend."

Krak Heads by JoggersTongueMyAnus July 24, 2020

Headspy 

An annual award given to a girl that gives good Head.

Ronnie: How was your date last night?
Richard: it was good. She stayed the night and gave me some good head. I think I may nominate her for the Headspy awards

Headspy by RonnieChapman October 30, 2013