when an old man bends over in front of you ande his hairy bean bag pops out from between his legs
Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.
by loren goins February 21, 2004
when u crap and it lands on the side of the toilet seat.
Jamason:AAAHHHHH!!!!!(sounded like a girl)
Zyan11:Did u find (warxy9's) HEDGEHOG!!!!
Warxy9:ha ha!! yep he did!!!
Zyan11:he sure did!!
by Zyan Coyle March 16, 2008
Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell February 20, 2007
Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell February 18, 2007
A woman (or man, possibly) of easy virtue.

Probably from: 'She had so much dick in her, she looked like a hedgehog'
"Get that hedgehog away from the water cooler, else we're all getting the clap"
by Listwhore August 24, 2006
girl's pubic hair
shave your hedgehog ladies
by acpon March 30, 2004
A person who loves eating pussy through heavy bush.
My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.
by cacticards January 06, 2015

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