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n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.
Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?

Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.
by Annieger June 19, 2012