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total fail at music

made by tone-deaf,teeny-bopper, pre-pubers who like to suck the farts and maggots from a dead dog's asshole
that sonic equivalent of shit that you are hearing, that my friends is heavy-metal
by i give you a poop moustache March 17, 2008
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The music that only a frustrated nerd can listen to.It's all about demonic screams,nightmares,something that any normal man wouldn't like to think about,all on a deafening electronic guitar background.There are many heavy metal bands that some people think that it's worth to listen to it,like Metallica,Deftones,Chop Suey and many more.That's what heavy metal fans think it is real music,because as I said before,they're frustrated that the most of the people listen to pop music and they obviously can't accept the situation and calls them 'losers'.
It is said that if heavy metal is not too much for your ears,you have a devil inside you.
by gabriel327 September 27, 2011
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Heavy Metal Music is a bunch of retards attempting to make noise and call it music. They think that screaming into a microphone and playing guitars and drums at the same time passes off as music, obviously they are wrong.

Listeners of heavy metal are usually loners who stick to their own bunch of people and hate everything other people like. People who listen to Heavy Metal are extremely critical and like to criticize everything because they do not like it.

Furthermore, people who listen to Heavy Metal music hate mainstream music because unfortunately their music can't make it to mainstream as it is not music but just random, retarded sounds and screams which have no meaning.

Most Heavy Metal is based on Satan and self harm. They also like to sing about the government and how it is corrupt, but the bands who sing about this do not realise that it is the same government that made them rich.

Heavy Metal is pure evil and should not be regarded as music.

Music is a sound perceived as pleasingly harmonious, Heavy Metal however, is not pleasing nor harmonious, it is the complete opposite.
Emo: RARARARARARAR

Normal Person: Err....

Emo: ARARARARARRROOOROROROROROr

Normal Person: Are you trying to be a lion again?

Emo: No i'm singing Heavy Metal.

Normal Person: Oh..ok....i'm just going to leave now
by Isinglikealioncosithinkimcool December 23, 2010
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A style of music which involve electric guitars and drums who play loud (or rather SUPPOSED to be loud) music that the lead singer sings about various things according to the listeners liking.
by David April 23, 2004
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Undefinable mix of mostly electrical and synthetical instrumentation blurred into unknown fields of music, blended from all previous types of music from our planet.
Slide into some early Pink Floyd followed by some Iron Butterfly and top it off with some Led Zeppelin or The Who or early Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Sabbath and countless other bands leading the way to Heavy Metal
by Mississippi Queen December 17, 2003
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The most terrible music ever!!!! it freaking sucks!!!! New Wave and pop all the way!!! Heavy Metal is shit!!! All heavy Metal sounds like is a big gross blur!!! PLUCK!!!!
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