A name for the penis
John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.
by mafioso March 23, 2003
Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
by bookfraud April 01, 2015