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A male (human) technology hater, with a potty mouth, who is adept at grabbing freely floating ideas and churning them into whimsical melodies on child-sized pianos; these types of individuals, occasionally, resort to using the old rabbit-in-the-hat trick to numb their audience into submission.

See brokehipster site under music blogs -April 25th entry
Only a heartichoke could beat the crap out of a TV like that!
by Ned Zeppelin May 06, 2011

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