What deaf people use to hear better. Can be used as a sex toy by people such as Jake.
"I guess I just have a thing for girls with hearing aids." -Jake
Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.
Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.
Mayo: No, what happened?
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.
"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"
When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.
I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!
The act of fornicating with the hole created by a woman's ear spacer.
Man, See that bitch with the hole in her ear? I've gave her a hearingaid.
What happens when you get fucked in the ear.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie
Mayo: No, what happened
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head