1 - Eat fruits and vegetables and don't forget to exercise every day!
2 - Don't do drugs.
3 - Stay abstinent.
Kyle - It was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!
Dakota - It sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that class.
On occasion teens will be advised not to ride in vehicles with intoxicated operators.
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
1. Don't have sex...or you die!
2. Don't drink...or you die!
3. When a girl and a boy love each other... they FUCK!
4. STDs are diseases that just keep on giving
5. When someone's horny, they FUCK themselves or somebody!
6. The menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very bitchy and is "riding the cotton pony."
"Yeah, it was awesome! Our teacher taught us how to fuck one another in the corner, butt, vagina... oh, it was awesome!"
"I hope you had fun, Johnny Boy!"
"I sure did, mom. Now, let's fuck some more!"
Isn't Health Class great?