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Headfruck 

The extreme form of the verb fruck. A headfruck is to meet the love of your life only to find out that your closest, bestest friend does not approve. A truly painful experience that may well lead to either losing your best friend or giving up the love of your life. Such a result is known as a complete headfruck.
"What's wrong with Peter he looks so miserable?"
"He's fallen head over heels in love with a real babe, but now John is pissed off with him cos he doesnt hang out as much as he used to. He's caught in a complete headfruck"
Headfruck by cds2212 February 4, 2010
Related Words

dick headery 

e.g that was the height of dick headery
dick headery by dfhfks May 27, 2010

chicken headery 

The act of being a chicken head.
This slut and her chicken headery will not prevail!
A rare situation that may occur where a couple involving a sexual intercourse using either the missionary posture or the woman-on-top posture.
When using an excessive force, shaking the bed and banging the walls, an artifacts placed on the wall (such as a picture) or otherwise on furniture, may fall on one of the sex participants.
A situation where the couple proceeds with the intercourse regardless of the hit, is called 'headframe'.

The name origins is in a real-life case where a male, while on top of the woman (missionary posture), was hit with a wall-picture. The picture itself smashed, but the frame retained on the male partner's neck till the end of the intercourse.
"Man, I was headframed last night by that woman. She's an animal !"
headframe by Simple Guy August 3, 2009

Headfriends

THIS HELLO CAN DO A BEING! IT WILL SEEK AN OTHER. DO YOU HELP A FRIEND?
HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS, IN AND OUT, HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS, ROLL ABOUT, HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS, RED RED SPOUT!!!
Headfriends by SteampunkFox999 November 10, 2020

headfreak 

Headfreak is the name created for a Marijuana smoker in the late 1960's and early 1970's from the combination of Arlo Guthrie saying, "freaks is freaks" when he was asked what was a freak? and Grace Slick singing the lyrics "feed your head" in the song "White Rabbit."

I know this because I was there.
Hey man, I just a headfreak.
headfreak by higgster March 20, 2025