Haze blaze is a pimp. He's the king of finessing. He is a legend and no one has ever met him. He finesses niggas girl like nothin. They after all his bands
Haze blaze jumps out his trillion dollar whip.
Girl: OMG ITS HAZE BLAZE I WANT HIS BABY 😍😍😍
Haze blaze: slaps her with the bands
Girl: OMG ITS HAZE BLAZE I WANT HIS BABY 😍😍😍
Haze blaze: slaps her with the bands
by Bih March 15, 2017
Getting so stoned the night before that you are totally oblivious of anything that might have transpired.
Trent wakes up naked in a strange backyard with a feather duster stuck in his ass and a moccasin super glued to his crotch. He retrieves his cell from a nearby pile of dogshit and calls his buddy Bongo.
Bongo: "'S'up dude...?"
Trent: "Dude! WTF happened last night man?"
Bongo: " Dude - you got like totally wasted then ran out the back door with the vacuum cleaner. Where the hell are you anyway?"
Trent: " I don't know.. but you gotta' come find me man! I aint shittin' either! I've got the worst case of blaze haze you ever saw!"
Bongo: "'S'up dude...?"
Trent: "Dude! WTF happened last night man?"
Bongo: " Dude - you got like totally wasted then ran out the back door with the vacuum cleaner. Where the hell are you anyway?"
Trent: " I don't know.. but you gotta' come find me man! I aint shittin' either! I've got the worst case of blaze haze you ever saw!"
by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014