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When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.
by the wedding crasher March 25, 2011

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When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.
by The Wedding Crasher April 10, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt