A mixture of being horny and raunchy at the same time. When you really need to have sex, even if it's with an ugly girl.
Damn, that stripper made me haunchy!
by ThatBoyArmy February 09, 2011
Something that is messed up, sketchy, whack or just plain sucks.
Every time I miss your phone call you start acting all Haunchy
by Dj Nocturnal January 17, 2011