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(n) a growth of facial hair in which gnomes or other mythical beings communally live. In order to be applicable, wearer must have at least one PhD.
For a second I thought that hobo had a total haugaard, but then I remembered that he only had an associates degree from a community college.
by SQ 205-1 September 08, 2010

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