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Haubenreich
Member of an ever-expanding clan of engineers, teachers, chefs, world travelers and all-around amazing people. Emanating from a small town in Bavaria, members of the Haubenreich clan have, in recent years, colonized many parts of the United States and have made forays into every continent of the globe, including Antarctica. Although known for their general good nature, hospitality, rational thinking and cuisine, as well as strikingly beautiful eyes and smiles, one will know a true Haubenreich by a signature overly-eager affirmative response when asked, "Did I say your name right?"
Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety
Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles
Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety
Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles
Classmate: Hey, Haubenreich, how'd you do on the final?
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)
Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!
No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.
(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)
Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!
No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.
(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!
Haubenreich by chryscallys February 3, 2010
hauberg
When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.
A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.
A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.
hauberg stalks their vice principal
hauberg by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015
hauberg
When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.
A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.
A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.
hauberg stalks their vice principal
hauberg by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015