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Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.
Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...
by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010