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Hat
(British) slang for condom
wear a hat or you may catch something
by Lindlof May 28, 2004

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HAT
Acronym: Hit A Treadmill

used for a girl that is fat and needs to exercise via a treadmill
"Watch out...HAT at 12 o'clock"

"That girl is a HAT, I be she gives good BJ's though"
by i think you know who i am October 18, 2007

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Hat
Something you wear on ur head to keep the son out of your eyes.

Something used by baseball players(most are on steroids)
My hat fell off when the wind blew and the sun hurt my eyes
by JoJo566 June 04, 2006

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hat
Unwanted, disliked, not welcomed; usually forced upon someone by figures of authority.

Can be used in place of similar words to signify dislike, i.e. Instead of 'Help-desk' you could use 'Hat-Desk'
He shits on our heads and we say thanks for the hat!

Chewy is the HAT!
by ra November 26, 2003

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hat
The slur for Orthadox Jew. Derived from the big back hats that they wear. Also derived from the yarmulke.
by wicked August 15, 2003

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hat
the foreskin on a penis
poor Jake has no hat
by Rilo August 08, 2003

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hat
To everyone else: A covering for the head.
To parents: A magical cham that prevents people from getting colds.
Mom: Where's your hat?
Me: I wear a hood
Mom: That's not good enough
(tanslation: nothing but a hat can ward off the evil of colds)
by Kevin February 19, 2006

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