Top Definition
Hat
(British) slang for condom
wear a hat or you may catch something
by Lindlof May 28, 2004
HAT
Acronym: Hit A Treadmill

used for a girl that is fat and needs to exercise via a treadmill
"Watch out...HAT at 12 o'clock"

"That girl is a HAT, I be she gives good BJ's though"
#women #fat #obese #exercise #lardy
by i think you know who i am October 18, 2007
Hat
Something you wear on ur head to keep the son out of your eyes.

Something used by baseball players(most are on steroids)
My hat fell off when the wind blew and the sun hurt my eyes
#cap #baseball #team #steroids #barry bonds
by JoJo566 June 04, 2006
hat
Unwanted, disliked, not welcomed; usually forced upon someone by figures of authority.

Can be used in place of similar words to signify dislike, i.e. Instead of 'Help-desk' you could use 'Hat-Desk'
He shits on our heads and we say thanks for the hat!

Chewy is the HAT!
by ra November 26, 2003
hat
a condom (used mainly by teenagers)
Don't forget to wear a hat before you do it.
#as mad as a hatter #big hat-no cattle #black hat #cap #french letter #glove #gimmie hat #hard-hat #here's your hat whats your hurry #jimmy hat #johnny #old hat #party hat #rubber #safe #scumbag #shit in your hat #skin #straw hat #talk through one's hat #throw one's hat in the ring #tin hat #tinfoil hat #wear two hats #white hat #wool hat
by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2008
hat
The slur for Orthadox Jew. Derived from the big back hats that they wear. Also derived from the yarmulke.
by wicked August 15, 2003
hat
the foreskin on a penis
poor Jake has no hat
by Rilo August 08, 2003
hat
To everyone else: A covering for the head.
To parents: A magical cham that prevents people from getting colds.
Mom: Where's your hat?
Me: I wear a hood
Mom: That's not good enough
(tanslation: nothing but a hat can ward off the evil of colds)
#hats #parents #colds #cold #hood #irrational
by Kevin February 19, 2006
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