Smegma

Smegma is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female genitalia. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.
That man's lack of personal hygiene resulted in a massive amount of hat cheese.

His dick was covered in hat cheese.
by wuutywuut June 19, 2009
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A thick white and or yellow discharge/cottage cheese like liquid that stems from an uncircumsized penis/party hat.
"His party hat cheese was so thick and disgusting that I couldnt go down on him more than once." pleaded Roxanne
by PartyFavors.com December 4, 2008
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The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.
After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.
by Spulta February 7, 2015
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The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by the toughest of men the hardest and the ones with the biggest muscles there is also a cheese hat for women to wear the cheese hat you must be muscular or your spleen will die
The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese
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Only cool dudes wear a cheese hat
A hat that looks like cheese worn by the coolest and strongest of men a cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by celebs rock stars and big tough men
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