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Smegma

Smegma is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female genitalia. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.
That man's lack of personal hygiene resulted in a massive amount of hat cheese.

His dick was covered in hat cheese.
by wuutywuut June 18, 2009