1. To have David Hasselhoff
edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff
1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?
Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk
Dude, I was so hammered last night.
Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed
To get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.
Dude, I am going to get so Hasselhoffed tonight!
In an extreme state of drunkeness
"man, I got so hasselhoffed last night, I woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty's on my balls"
The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.
Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff
When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed
1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."