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verb. To run in slow motion Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass
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Hasselhoff, David
A literal God among men. Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany. His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future. The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand. Go see it. I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.
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Hasselhoff, David.
The most envied man of the early 90's. "There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
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Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.
Past Tense: Hasselhoffed I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.
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A phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; May be used in place of "God Bless You" Hasselhoff.
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verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs. synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes") Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.
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To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger. After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.
I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night. |
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