A common word used in Bloomfield Hills among the elite young men. Can mean "duh" or "obvy" (obviously) or "totes" (totally). Can also be used to agree with someone for example: T-"Bfin was so kink last night" D-"hass". The word can also be used to enforce how lame something is: T-"want to go work the night shift at the airport for a week straight and miss the redwings playoffs?" CT-" HASS the fuck not".
This word comes from Hassle, which was shortened from Hasslehoff, who I'm sure everyone knows. It just kind of evolved. It is better to just go with it.
T- " anyone want to go get roudy at thomas' house and have him get kicked out again?"
Dfish- "that girls ass was sooo ubbberrr kink"
DC- "Conti help me clean my room so my mom gives me her credit card"
Conti- "Hass the fuck not"
okj- "Thomas lets go offroading"
anything that is kick ass or beastly
The concert last night was pretty hass.
The act of breaking ankles. In a sporting event or other activity.
I hass all day everyday.
Hass is a what you call your closest friends and an abbreviation for "horse" despite that fact that no one actually calls their close friends "horse". Your hasses are your combadres, the ones you call when you brawl or have only a limited amount of meats or beers to share. When a pal walks into a party and yells "HASS!!" and you turn around to a bear-hug you know you are offically "hasses."
"Hass, you slam that Pi Phi last night?" - M.P.
"Untill my dick fell off, hass!." A.S.
(Verb): To tell a tall tale or story, usually involving meeting celebrities or drunken antics. (Hassing, Hassed)
(Noun): Someone who is actually ridiculous enough that one would believe his stories.
(Verb): "Bro, I was so drunk at that club that I beat up a bouncer and snuck backstage to meet Big Crit."
Bro: "Naw man, stop hassing me"
(Noun): "I thought you hassed me about Big Crit, but then i remembered that time you jumped up on stage with Big Sean, your such a Hass."
An abbreviation of the word 'Asshat'.
Ben H: "Woah that pikey is such a hass"
Mog: "Wtf is a hass!?"
Heat-Activated Shirt Stink. When you get a shirt out in the morning and don't notice anything, until you are out and sweating in the shirt and then it stinks to hell of mold from being left in the washing machine overnight before drying it.
I just got a whiff of H-A-S-S. I need to change my shirt.