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Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes
Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.
by RM 3435 September 21, 2010