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Hartville is a tiny town in northeast Ohio. It has cows, big trucks, and dumb rednecks roaming the streets all hours of the day. While not known for anything, we do have the hartville kitchen and the hartville market place. Also a new lumber store. All of those buildings are HUGE. Also the home of Lake highschool. Which is a cesspool of drugs and pregnant spoiled farm girls. There's rich people, poor people, and normal people. Over all its an alright place. Just too many tractors.
Yo I'm headin to Hartville to get a cow and some heroin, wanna join?
by aleks1 February 29, 2012

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