A series that everyone on this site seems to want to compare to the Lord of the Rings for some reason (or explain why it shouldn't be compared). Clearly they have nothing better to do with their time...*runs off to re-read HP and the Philosopher's Stone"
Eva: Hey, did you see all those comparisons about Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings!?!
Janet: *Slaps Eva* I wrote one of those...
Eva: *Gives Janet a cookie*
...Pain, tears, happiness and unicorns abound, just like in Harry Potter...
Janet: *Slaps Eva* I wrote one of those...
Eva: *Gives Janet a cookie*
...Pain, tears, happiness and unicorns abound, just like in Harry Potter...
by Dumblydora March 14, 2012
A book series (and movie series) that is and always will be the best. Words can't explain how amazing it is. It is just the best thing ever! Thanks to J.K. Rowling
HARRY POTTER SERIES>you.
HARRY POTTER SERIES>you.
"Harry Potter is Godly."
by coldplayinglife October 30, 2011
A book series made into movies that has spaned over the last ten or so years. A truly inspiring story that captures the hearts of millions of people world wide regardless of age, race, or sex. This beloved series has taught us all life lessons we will carry for the rest of our lives as we pass this on to the next generation. We will always be the Potter Generation.
Harry Potter inspires us all.
by mariah katie July 22, 2011
An epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Why would I wanna read a stupid children's book?
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....
by Nerdfighter1998 May 7, 2011
A series of 7 books and 8 movies, the books written by J.K.Rowling, about a young boy named Harry Potter with messy black hair and bright green eyes who's wizard parents were murdered by the most evil and powerful wizard of all time named Voldemort when he was a year old. Harry lives with his horrible aunt, uncle and cousin until he's eleven, who told him his parents died in a car crash, meaning he doesn't know anything about magic or witches or wizards. When Harry turns eleven he is informed that he is, infact, a wizard, the real story of how his parents died, and that he is to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The rest of the series tell of his wonderful, exciting, dangerous and magical adventures, eventually ending in defeating Voldemort. It is, without a doubt, the best story ever written. Side note: J.K Rowling is the Queen of Everything.
Unicorn: Hey, what are you reading?
Pecan: Oh, you know, only the first book in the best series ever written.
Unicorn: OMG, HARRY POTTER?
Pecan: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Unicorn and Pecan: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! *high fives*
Pecan: Oh, you know, only the first book in the best series ever written.
Unicorn: OMG, HARRY POTTER?
Pecan: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Unicorn and Pecan: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! *high fives*
by Queen Fangirl Unicorn November 26, 2013
When playing Fortnite if yu build a 1x1 and get trapped under your stairs by accident then yu say I’ve harry pottered myself
Person1:fuckkk!!!!
Person2: what!?
Person1: i just harry pottered myself!!
Person2:peek he’s probably gonna get high ground on yow ass lmao
Person1: fuckk yu..
*made with my great imagination*
Person2: what!?
Person1: i just harry pottered myself!!
Person2:peek he’s probably gonna get high ground on yow ass lmao
Person1: fuckk yu..
*made with my great imagination*
by Certii2savv (Alexis Nicolaides August 25, 2018
First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Spencer: Airplanes????
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Spencer: Airplanes????
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
by Hoink Douglas September 27, 2009