he's a harry potter
by Blah September 17, 2003
an extremely over rated book that is hundreds of pages that no one would want to entirely go through.
by harrypotter sucks August 11, 2005
1) In my opinion, the best series of books ever written. Sorry, Twilight fangirls, but it's true. Often compared to the Lord of the Rings, though commonly compared for the wrong reason. I compare them because they are the best and second best series of books ever written.
2) The best series of movies ever. Even though the movies are not as good as the books (so far), they still beat most other movies and all other movie series. In order of best to worst so far in my opinion, here they are:
1. Goblet of Fire
2. Half-Blood Prince
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone
6. Order of the Phoenix
Somehow they managed to make the longest and possibly best book the shortest and worst movie. And the movie is STILL awesome.
3) A boy from the series defined above with a scar shaped like a bolt of lightning on his head. Enemy of Lord Voldemort.
2) The best series of movies ever. Even though the movies are not as good as the books (so far), they still beat most other movies and all other movie series. In order of best to worst so far in my opinion, here they are:
1. Goblet of Fire
2. Half-Blood Prince
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone
6. Order of the Phoenix
Somehow they managed to make the longest and possibly best book the shortest and worst movie. And the movie is STILL awesome.
3) A boy from the series defined above with a scar shaped like a bolt of lightning on his head. Enemy of Lord Voldemort.
1)
Harry Potter Books Fan: Dude, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix, it was EPIC!
Harry Potter Hater: Yeh, ok.
Harry Potter Books Fan: Why don't you go read Twilight?
2)
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Goblet of Fire is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Twilight Movies Fan: OMG NO UR RONG!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!uno!!!11!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT 4EVER!!!!!unooneunoeleventyoneuno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Go watch Twilight, idiot.
3) Harry Potter Series Fan (INSANE FANGIRL: DANGEROUS SPECIES): OMG!!!! Liek, Hairy Potter is SOOOOO hawt!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Twilight Fangirl (EVEN MORE DANGEROUS): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EDWARD 4EVER!!!!!!!11!!! I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!
Sane HP Fan: Geez, you'll never be able to meet them. Live with it.
Harry Potter Books Fan: Dude, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix, it was EPIC!
Harry Potter Hater: Yeh, ok.
Harry Potter Books Fan: Why don't you go read Twilight?
2)
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Goblet of Fire is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Twilight Movies Fan: OMG NO UR RONG!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!uno!!!11!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT 4EVER!!!!!unooneunoeleventyoneuno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Go watch Twilight, idiot.
3) Harry Potter Series Fan (INSANE FANGIRL: DANGEROUS SPECIES): OMG!!!! Liek, Hairy Potter is SOOOOO hawt!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Twilight Fangirl (EVEN MORE DANGEROUS): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EDWARD 4EVER!!!!!!!11!!! I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!
Sane HP Fan: Geez, you'll never be able to meet them. Live with it.
by Lucio Soph June 23, 2010
1. A random guy on a stupid war game that you're best guy friend ditches you on the phone for because he finds male interaction over the internet more amusing than actually talking to one of his best friend's who happens to be a girl. Also, this best friend who is a girl is about as close as he will get to having a girlfriend and ditching her for Harry Potter was a very stupid move.
2. A stupid enemy tank on WiiPlay named after the above ditcher's online friend because of the above situation.
2. A stupid enemy tank on WiiPlay named after the above ditcher's online friend because of the above situation.
1.
Guy Friend: Sorry, I got to go.
Girl Friend: Why? I haven't talked to you since I left for camp!
Guy Friend: Harry Potter really needs my help right now. Sorry.
Girl Friend: ...Gr. Fine. Bye.
2.
Girl 1: Hey, what should we name these tanks?
Girl 2: Benedict Arnold, Retriever, Mutt and...Harry Potter.
Girl 1: Harry Potter?
Girl 2: That's the person on that stupid game I got ditched for.
Girl 1: Okay. I'm gonna kill me some tank ass today!
Girl 2: *BOOM!*
Guy Friend: Sorry, I got to go.
Girl Friend: Why? I haven't talked to you since I left for camp!
Guy Friend: Harry Potter really needs my help right now. Sorry.
Girl Friend: ...Gr. Fine. Bye.
2.
Girl 1: Hey, what should we name these tanks?
Girl 2: Benedict Arnold, Retriever, Mutt and...Harry Potter.
Girl 1: Harry Potter?
Girl 2: That's the person on that stupid game I got ditched for.
Girl 1: Okay. I'm gonna kill me some tank ass today!
Girl 2: *BOOM!*
by Skybound 895 January 27, 2009
It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.
In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.
by AYB June 21, 2003
A series of books written by a hobo by the name of J.K Rowling
The story is about a young boy (Harry Potter) who later finds out he is a wizard, but with a deadly past that will haunt him over and over...and OVER througout the whole series.
He must confront the one who killed his parents, which will take whole series to do. He is bald..and has no nose
The whole story is very boring though, just the usual high school drama, mixed with an evil bald guy, and things you'd hear from Dungeons and Dragons.
Sadly these book later became movies, starring little british kids. Now the movies (and books)have become huge hits, making the hobo very VERY rich.
The Harry Potter movies would be the only reason why it became a hit. No movies would mean just a random book called Harry Potter probably being used as tissue paper for a hobo. (maybe j.k rowling ;D)
Oh and girls seem to love it, i suppose it's due to that british kid Daniel Radcliffe who stars as Harry in the movies. (no daniel radcliffe = who gives a fuck about the books?)
The pope agrees =D
The story is about a young boy (Harry Potter) who later finds out he is a wizard, but with a deadly past that will haunt him over and over...and OVER througout the whole series.
He must confront the one who killed his parents, which will take whole series to do. He is bald..and has no nose
The whole story is very boring though, just the usual high school drama, mixed with an evil bald guy, and things you'd hear from Dungeons and Dragons.
Sadly these book later became movies, starring little british kids. Now the movies (and books)have become huge hits, making the hobo very VERY rich.
The Harry Potter movies would be the only reason why it became a hit. No movies would mean just a random book called Harry Potter probably being used as tissue paper for a hobo. (maybe j.k rowling ;D)
Oh and girls seem to love it, i suppose it's due to that british kid Daniel Radcliffe who stars as Harry in the movies. (no daniel radcliffe = who gives a fuck about the books?)
The pope agrees =D
Chick- Lets go watch Harry Potter for the 5th time!
Dude- Common, can't i pick a movie tonight?
Chick- Your just going to pick Star Wars or LOTR!
Dude- It's better than watching some teen wizard go through puberty...
Chick- Hmph! I don't want to watch a movie anymore!
Dude- (no punany for me tonight -_-)
Dude- Common, can't i pick a movie tonight?
Chick- Your just going to pick Star Wars or LOTR!
Dude- It's better than watching some teen wizard go through puberty...
Chick- Hmph! I don't want to watch a movie anymore!
Dude- (no punany for me tonight -_-)
by Purple Helmet Warrior! September 24, 2007
Harry Potter, a wizard who has a freakish lightening bolt scar and has no luck with girls. Sucks at dancing and doesn't actually have frames in his glasses. On the other hand Harry Potter is something to read and its something that little bit different to gay romantic fantasy books that piss me off.
Hello? Everyone who says Harry Potter is gay are gay because they wouldn't be looking him up in Urban Dictionary if they didn't think he was cool! JOKE JOKE! :)
by Laura July 18, 2003