A pretty much awesome series of books by J.K. Rowling. The 6th book is the best one out, where you find out what Horcruxes are. If you don't know what Horcruxes are, YOU ARE A FUCKIN BITCH! LOL just kidding, but either read the goddamn books or wait 3 years for the movie to come out. The 6 books are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was the 7th highest grossing movie of all time. Not suprisingly, all 4 Harry Potter movies so far are in the top 20. Here is the list:

1. Titanic (1997) $1,835,300,000
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $1,129,219,252
3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $968,657,891
4. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $922,379,000
5. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $921,600,000
6. Jurassic Park (1993) $919,700,000
7. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $892,194,397
8. Shrek 2 (2004) $880,871,036
9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $866,300,000
10. Finding Nemo (2003) $865,000,000
11. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $860,700,000
12. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) $848,462,555
13. Independence Day (1996) $811,200,000
14. Spider-Man (2002) $806,700,000
15. Star Wars (1977) $797,900,000
16. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) $789,458,727
17. Spider-Man 2 (2004) $783,577,893
18. The Lion King (1994) $783,400,000
19. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) $756,700,000
20. The Da Vinci Code (2006) $740,874,848
by George Woodard July 27, 2006
1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
by jork June 22, 2007
the only worse insult than ya muva
"fuck you"
"fuck your muva"
"HARRY POTTER!"
(he gasps with pain at such a mighty insult)
by jghkju7iutgrOB August 12, 2005
A series of books that nerds are violently defensive about, evidently.
I have no interest in Harry Potter. Been reading some Bukowski, Palahniuk, Thompson, Rand...

You don't like Harry Potter?!? You must be illiterate!!!!
by Applejackson November 14, 2010
The best freaking book and movie series ever. It tells the story of Harry Potter "the boy who lived" and his life at Hogwarts School for Witch Craft and Wizardry. He is also the main threat to the villain Voldemort. As of October 2009 there are 7 books ad 6 movies. The book was written by JK Rowling and the movie stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson as Harry, Ron and Hermionie. The series is only criticized and hated by illiterate morons with nothing better to do.
Moron: Yo that Harry Potter is so dumb!!
Intelligent Kid: Have you even read the books?
Moron: No....
Intelligent Kid: Yeah okay then....
by that's good October 22, 2009
A series of books written by a hobo by the name of J.K Rowling
The story is about a young boy (Harry Potter) who later finds out he is a wizard, but with a deadly past that will haunt him over and over...and OVER througout the whole series.
He must confront the one who killed his parents, which will take whole series to do. He is bald..and has no nose
The whole story is very boring though, just the usual high school drama, mixed with an evil bald guy, and things you'd hear from Dungeons and Dragons.

Sadly these book later became movies, starring little british kids. Now the movies (and books)have become huge hits, making the hobo very VERY rich.

The Harry Potter movies would be the only reason why it became a hit. No movies would mean just a random book called Harry Potter probably being used as tissue paper for a hobo. (maybe j.k rowling ;D)

Oh and girls seem to love it, i suppose it's due to that british kid Daniel Radcliffe who stars as Harry in the movies. (no daniel radcliffe = who gives a fuck about the books?)

The pope agrees =D
Chick- Lets go watch Harry Potter for the 5th time!
Dude- Common, can't i pick a movie tonight?
Chick- Your just going to pick Star Wars or LOTR!
Dude- It's better than watching some teen wizard go through puberty...

Chick- Hmph! I don't want to watch a movie anymore!
Dude- (no punany for me tonight -_-)
by Purple Helmet Warrior! September 23, 2007
1. Unfortunately a series of books and films. Both are poor representations of teen life as a wizard. Predictable plot and a book for illiterate young people. Most probably Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone the only book any chav scally or retard has ever read and called a book. It follows one insignificant boy through a world of toil which happens incidentally within the space of 7 years. Ironically it took 10 years to write what supposibly took 7 years to achieve from a novice wizard and takes an average reader at least a week and a half of hard core reading. Some have suggested that it is an imitation of lord of the rings, however these people have only seen the film and have very little imagination or in the case of most people have seen nor read either and are intent on refusing that either are good or bad.

2. The name of a person who now gets ridiculed for having the same name as a boy from a book written by a millionaire.
"Why can't Harry Potter be just a name again? Oh, because someone had the ignorance of writing something so dull and predictable."
by solidPope September 17, 2008
An English set of books.
It's really quite annoying when the Americans call the first book in the series The Sorcerer's Stone.
It's the Philosopher's Stone, ffs.
Christ, do you need to dumb it down that much for them?
Someone American: "Hey, have you read The Sorcerer's Stone with that Harry Potter kid in it?"
Anyone ENGLISH: "Oh, you mean The Philosopher's Stone? FU!"
by hmmmrighttt May 12, 2010

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